Since I was banned for two weeks for informing people of their lack of artistic skill, I figured I would define my own policies for people to read before reporting me or crying to their friend.

First: If I left a negative comment on your artwork, feel elated because you are now in a special club of people. Most likely, I don't think your art sucks too bad and I feel you have potential. If I see absolutely no talent in your work, I won't post any comment.

Second: If you are goth or a furry artist, then I have no reason for my commentary other than pure hatred for you. Personally, the world would be a lot better if every goth would just get the courage to actually kill themselves and stop wasting my oxygen. Furry artists, and I cringe at having to call them artists, have very little talent and are a general waste of space. I worry about people who one day decided " I'm going to draw nothing but crappy fox human creatures and masturbate to them."

Third: If you write poetry, you shouldn't even be getting a comment from me and it was accidental. Poets are the artists who realized they had no REAL talents, so they thought they'd randomly assort words into lame rhymes. That, or they try to purposely make it not rhyme to be cool.

Fourth: Usually, if you can read my comment and laugh and make fun of me back, I'll become great friends with you and actually love your artwork. Those of you who reply telling me how bad I am for DeviantArt will just cause me to laugh. You can't preach or change me into some realization. If your art sucks, it won't suddenly become good after you rant at me like some catholic.

Fifth: Telling me my art sucks gets you no sweet revenge since I PREFER nothing but negative comments. There is no way an artist can improve unless he or she knows why she sucks. Fuck your pleasant empty comments like 'That is awesome!' or 'Great work!'. You are just wasting my time and yours.

Sixth: There is a special place in hell for you people who post pictures of your felines. I hope they claw your face off in your sleep.